"I don’t like guns." "That’s because you’ve never learned how to use them." "Or because I’ve been shot. Repeatedly." I’m catching up in Teen Wolf and I fucking love this show gdi.
a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay
"YOUR DRAUGHT OF LIVING DEATH COULDN’T KILL A FRUIT FLY"
"YOU PUT SO MUCH GINGER IN THAT POTION IT TASTES LIKE A WEASLEY"
SOMEONE TALK ABOUT WE WERE LIARS WITH ME
BC I JUST READ IT
AND LET ME TELL YOU
I AM FUCKING REELING
I just tried to figure out all my classes for the rest of college instead of reading Beowulf (he’s so goddamn long-winded. they asked ur name buddy we don’t need a 300 line back story to go with it.) and i’m pissed bc i’m pretty sure for the entire 2015-2016 school year I won’t be able to work on Mondays/Wednesdays because of a class (which is so infuriating because I enjoy work and I don’t fucking enjoy class) and for the Spring 2016 term (and probably the Fall 2016 term too but I’m trying to stay positive) I’ll have 1 & 1/2 hours of dead time between classes which is annoying bc I commute and I don’t have time to go anywhere or do anything in that time and I’ll just be stuck at school. Also, I’m pretty sure I’m gonna have the professor who used to be my advisor who I didn’t e-mail back for a year bc she scared me. WONDERFUL.
ya I know u guys like to have James as the fun parent and Lily as the ‘follow the fucking rules’ parent but like
why would u have it that way round when u could have it the other way
Lily sending Harry a howler in his first year that everyone thinks will be telling him off for getting caught out duelling Draco but it’s actually like ‘MUM IS PROUD OF YOU YOU PRINCIPLED KID’ with James in the background like ‘LILY EVANS WHAT ARE U DOING DONT ENCOURAGE HIM’ and Lily telling Harry how to charm his way out of detentions and after hearing about his attempts at duelling Draco in CoS she sends him a huge letter w detailed instructions of loads of defensive charms and basically continues like this throughout his school career bc standing up for what’s right is more important than the rules
meanwhile James is fretting himself blind about how Harry is doing all this dumb shit and Lily’s like ‘you were literally so much worse’ and James is like ‘THAT WAS DIFFERENT’ and when Remus becomes a teacher James writes to him like 3 times a day to check on Harry and Lily is all ‘James please find ur chill’ and Remus finds the whole thing hilarious and tells Sirius who is immediately at the Evans Potter household to rip the shit out of James with delighted help from Lily
like why would you ever not have this hc it’s beautiful
Daily FUCKING reminder
DONT FUCKING DRIVE DRUNK YOU ASSHOLES WHY ARE YOU ALL SO FUCKING STUPID
the best 12 seconds of the entire high school musical trilogy
It’s like in the second to last gif the owl is saying “I got kissed by a really cute boy”
This owl is so beautiful??????!!
Captain Swan Hiatus Meme | 5/6 physical contacts
Fingers/hook in hair